Friday, April 3, 2009

"Masturbate Your Mind"


A T-shirt that promotes erotica…Too bad this shirt is made for a man. Although it comes in white, pomegranate, dijon, cinder and galaxy blue. I don’t know any self-respecting (straight) man who would wear a pomegranate-colored T-shirt.

Here’s what the shirt says:
Before You Grab Yourself, Grab Some Erotic Fiction

In today's fast paced, high-speed internet access world, we rarely allow ourselves the luxury of actually thinking while spanking it. Has masturbation in the new millennium been reduced to click click, tug tug? Don't you remember a time when you could sit down with a saucy novella behind a locked door and give your imagination and genitalia the attention they deserve? Dirty books are still out there. Give one a chance. Masturbate your mind.

Buy it

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